ambu-JAM patty

Conversation between a patti (Grandma) and his lovable perandi (Grandson) who visits his village after his graduation.Perandi with his hi-fi iPad enters the house and greets his grandma

Perandi: Yo Patti! Wassup.

Patti : Hmmmm….athu ennada kaila vechiruka

Perandi : idhu oru chinna computer mathiri patti,u know…i mean….u cant…its difficult to explain..hmmmm

Patti : athenna iPad’a? atha vaya theranthu sollen?

Perandi : OMG! Yeppidi patti?

Patti : I follow news in Google da perandi.Did u download the latest 5.0.3.4.5 and a half update? where the icon color intensity is changed by 2 pixels.

Perandi : OMFG! Thats insane

Patti : Padichittu enna panna pora da?

Perandi : I got placed in a software company patti.U know “Corprate”

Patti : Namma oorla kuda Corporate irruku da.Daily kalaila 6 manniku lorryla ladies’a yethittu povanga.Saingalam anju manikku taaan’u return vutruvanga.

Perandi :Nee overa pesura patti.Seri nee sollu enna pannalam?

Patti : Unga ayyia mathiri Paaana seiyyalam illa?

Perandi :Po paati! Paaana senchu periya aalu aanavanga yaarachum irrukanagala paati?

Patti : Yenda illa?”Harry Potter” kelvi pattathu illa?

Perandi : Patturuken.!

Patti : Antha vella kara pombala inga thaan naan eruma maadu kaluvmbothu katha kettukuttu irunthuchu.Apparam book eluthi pamous aayiruchi.Athu peru kuda yetho “Jauling’nu” varumae

Perandi : Athu “Jauling” illa paati “Rowling”.En paati nee athu meala case podala?

Paati : Ada poda Speilsberg pannatha thaya indha pombala paanita.

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I told you she is a

A lady went to the store to buy a parrot and asks the sales person,
“What’s so special about the parrot ?”
Sales person:This parrot can talk

So the lady asks the parrot,”how do I look?”

The parrot replies, “you look like a f*cking Slut?”

The lady gets pissed off and tells the sales person that it’s a very rude parrot and she cannot buy it.

The sales person tells her to please wait for 2 mins.The sales person takes the parrot to the back of the store and shoves the parrot into a bucket of water and when he pulls the parrot out he says,”if you disrespect the lady out there, I’ll soak you in water again”and takes the
parrot back outside.

The sales person asked the lady to ask the parrot another question.
Lady:”If I come home with1 man what would you think?”
Parrot: “He’s your husband”
Lady: “2 men”
Parrot: “Your husband and his brother”
Lady: “3 men”
Parrot: “Your husband, his brother & your brother”
Lady: “4 men”
Parrot: “Bring the f*cking bucket of water, I already told you she’s a slut!”